Released: Aug 25th, 2009
Running Time: 133 Min.
Director: Will Ryder
Distribution Companies: LFP, Inc.
DVD Extras: Behind the Scenes Featurettes, Fetish Menus, Outtakes, Still Gallery(ies), Trailer(s), Widescreen
Cast: Barrett Blade, Brad Hardy, Emy Reyes, India Summer, Dane Cross, Nick Manning, DELETED Allyssa Hall, Brittany O'Connell, Peyton Leigh, Brooke Belle, Kagney Linn Karter, Reno, Eric Swiss, Madison Scott, Kora Cummings
Non-sex Roles: Dino Bravo, Kimber James
Critical Rating: AAAA 1/2
Al fears his job is in jeopardy so Kelly gets involved in a sexually explicit blackmail scheme to get his co-worker fired. Gorgeous tits, ass and pussy abound in the Bundy household as Peg, Kelly, Al, Bud, Marcie and Steve can't stop fucking in this dirty spoof of the classic TV show.
The parodies keep getting better, funnier and more accurate, and Not Married With Children XXX, from the makers of last year’s award-winning Not Betwitched XXX, is one of the funniest of all. Having the sexy, sultry, slutty blonde beauty Kagney Linn Karter in the lead as daughter Kelly ensures that those looking for hot sex with beautiful women still come away happy.
The feature is authentic in every way, from the character depiction and dialog to the art direction and sets. The Al Bundy character, played with precision by Eric Swiss, fears his lowly show sales job is in jeopardy and daughter Kelly (Karter) engages in a goofy blackmail subplot.
The laughs are genuine, as when Carter is blowing her boyfriend on the couch and Swiss doesn’t even notice, only to do a double-take and find the couple playing cards. Brittany O’Connell, the redheaded MILF who has a nice sex scene with Swiss late in the feature, excels as the Peg Bundy character, trading funny jabs with Al, in the exact rhythm of the original show.
Sexually, Not Married With Children XXX does not disappoint in any of its six explicit scenes. Notable are Karter’s great solo experience, Dane Cross (as the son) fantasizing about getting banged in the hair salon by Allyssa Hall, Brooke Belle and Emy Reyes, an orgy scene with stripper Nick Manning and a gaggle of sluts, and a classic scene with Kagney Linn and Reno with great fucking, titty-banging and a terrific oral cumshot.
Already a best-seller and renter, this is a tremendous addition to the growing library of parodies that are still the rage in adult. Great fun all the way through.