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This Isn't Twilight: The XXX Parody

Released: Oct 15th, 2009
Running Time: 120 Min.
Director: Sammy Slater
Company: Devil's Film
DVD Extras: Cumshot Recap, Music-Free Option, Still Gallery(ies), Trailer(s), Widescreen
Cast: Talon (I), Jenna Haze, Otto Bauer, Dick James, Lyla Storm, Chris Johnson (I), Jack Lawrence, Audrey Hollander, Phyllisha Anne
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2
Genre: Feature

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Their uncontrollable and forbidden romance is threatened by their disapproving friends, family and a pack of bloodthirsty vampires that are only after her irresistible human blood. This is an erotic and passionate love story between a gorgeous, sexy mortal woman ... and a vampire.

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Critical Rating: AAA 1/2

An unglammed-out Jenna Haze plays Bella, the fresh-faced human love of vampire Edward (Chris Johnson), in what is less a parody than an all-sex riff on the mega-popular Twilight films.

The story is parchment-thin, with most of the dialog focused on the unique attributes of vampire cum. And there’s a lot of it in evidence, beginning with the fierce coupling of Edward and Bella. And once Edward’s circle of “recovering” vampires catches Bella’s scent, each is driven into a sexual frenzy. Sexy vamp Lyla Storm sucks the bloodlust from Talon in the second sex scene, while Edward’s parents (Phyllisha Anne and Jack Lawrence) sublimate their hunger with some energetic fucking in the finale.

The closest approximation of that horror-film frisson comes in a threesome with Audrey Hollander, Otto Bauer and Dick James. Hollander’s translucent white skin and bloody fangs, combined with Bauer’s odd bleached-blonde ’do, generate spooky shudders.


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