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Released: Oct 20th, 2009
Running Time: 117 Min.
Director: Stuart Canterbury
Company: Hustler Video
DVD Extras: Behind the Scenes, Still Gallery(ies), Trailer(s)
Cast: Jessica Lynn, Johnny Castle, Gracie Glam, Rachel Roxxx, Rocco Reed, Melissa Jacobs, Joey Brass, Scott Styles, Kiera King
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2
Don't let her blonde hair and simple mind fool you. Jessica is a stone cold hottie who loves to do nasty things! Watch her avoid the paparazzi, explore her lesbian side and give a classic yet candid interview with ex-hubby Nick! See how her current ex preps for a game while her wacky family grabs some limelight of their own.
Having seen more than our fair share of episodes of True Hollywood Story and TMZ, we have to admit we weren’t sure a parody of Jessica Simpson would be better than the real-life train wreck that has been her life. We were wrong.
Hustler really does it up well with Jessica Lynn portraying Simpson, complete with a smokin’ sex scene between her and hubby Nick Lachey, who previously convinced her that anal and oral don’t count as sex before marriage.
Apparently, in Hustler’s world, getting it on with a girl on top of a bar doesn’t count as real sex either, but it makes for great spank material for the rest of us.
The interview clips feature Kiera King as sister Ashley Simpson, who lets a fan fuck her in a diner booth rather than give him a plain old autograph, and Scott Styles as dad Joe, who uses his power as manager to snag a little something on the side, fucking away on his own version of a casting couch.