Released: Nov 04th, 2009
Running Time: 86 Min.
Director: Francois Clousot
Company: Wicked Pictures
DVD Extras: Bonus Scenes, Dolby Digital, Still Gallery(ies), Trailer(s), Widescreen
Cast: Sascha, Stephanie Swift, Brad Armstrong, Jessica Drake, Eric Masterson, Kirsten Price, Rocco Reed, Ryder Skye, Krissy Lynn
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2
When Kristy's (jessica drake) boyfriend dumps her, her silly obsession with winning him back lands her in jail. While on the inside, she makes unlikely friends with a crazy cast of characters. Her new friends teach her a new way of looking at life and when she gets out, she puts her knowledge to work. Empowered, Kristy starts an agency that offers women a chance at revenge, often with hilarious results but without the possibility of prison.
Revenge Inc. isn't sure whether it wants to be a comedy or just a run-of-the-mill melodrama, and it isn't helped by the fact that its performers could have used more rehearsal; even the award-winning jessica drake stumbles over lines that she should have been able to recite flawlessly in her sleep.
That said, we're almost tempted to give the movie an extra half-point or so just for putting producer Mark Nicholson in a women's prison jump suit with fake tits and a wig ... but we won't, because there's just nothing special about either the plot or the sex.
Briefly, jessica is abandoned at a desert motel by her live-in boyfriend Brad Armstrong, and by the time she gets home, he's emptied their house of every stick of furniture and apparently everything else that wasn't nailed down. She tracks him down and stalks him, which gets her arrested and thrown in jail, where the meets the "passionate" (but not in a good way) Kirsten Price and other inmates (Nicholson included) who teach her self-defense ... which inspires her to open her own agency, "Revenge Inc.," when she gets out. The rest of the movie revolves around jessica (and later Kirsten) helping aggrieved women get back at their errant husbands or boyfriends until, thanks to Kirsten's over-exuberance, the agency mutates into ... well, why give away all the surprises?
The best scenes bookend the plot. Jessica's and Brad's motel hookup includes cowgirl, mish and anal penetration in spoon position before he blows his wad on her face and tits, while the finale features Kirsten and jessica getting it on in the office, with kissing and multiple turns at pussy-licking.