Released: Nov 17th, 2009
Running Time: 96 Min.
Director: Matthew Blade
Company: Dollhouse Digital
DVD Extras: Behind the Scenes
Cast: Dana DeArmond, James Deen, Kelly Divine, Louisa Lanewood, Jules Sterling, Nikki LaMont
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2
For the first time ever—real Jewish girls, taking it up the ass just for you! It's about time.
For decades, both black and white producers have been fostering offensive racial stereotypes of African-Americans in porn, while anyone shooting Asian-themed features has exploited every cliché imaginable. Religious imagery is relatively taboo, but rape, incest (when dealing with stepmothers, stepfathers and half sisters), forcing girls to choke and vomit and attempting to block one’s breathing during sex … well, that seems OK.
Look, First Amendment purists, a group of which I am part 99% of the time, will think nuns having sex with priests is protected speech, as is a rabbi tying a girl to a pole with his tallit, slapping her ass red while reading a bible, fucking her from behind and cumming in her asshole.
That describes the scene where Rabbi Schlong, played by James Deen, himself a Jew (the Jewish producer says that all of the talent in this production are Jewish), comes upon Jules Sterling, who while dancing for the rabbi with a butt plug up her ass, says, “I do have a nice tuchus.” Deen asks her if she’d been studying her Torah portion before she starts in with rough sex.
Kelly Devine and Dana DeArmond oil their asses in the kitchen in front of a Chanukah menorah before Rabbi Deen comes in with an, “Oy vey, the matzoh ball soup is cold,” and spanks the girls hard with a spatula. He shoves Dana’s face into Kelly’s rear, and skips the pussy as his cock enters Devine’s asshole while Dana sucks her clit. Out of Kelly’s ass and into Dana’s mouth … not exactly Kosher according to my grandmother. There’s choking, spitting and plenty of ass-fucking before Deen cums on a sheet of Matzoh and the girls eat it.
Finally, Nikki Lamont and Louisa Lanewood are playing with their dreidels and after a naked Nikki says the Chanukah prayers and lights the candles, she drips the hot Chanukah wax on Louisa’s tits. Pussy-eating, ass-licking, slapping and A2M with butt plugs ... you get the point.
In the lengthy BTS, director Matt Blake declares that you have to be Jewish to make fun of Jews. OK. I’m down with that. I’m not offended. Let’s just say that one Jewish distributor said he wouldn’t sell this because he’s afraid he might burn in hell. The controversy of such a project is its very selling point. Three very strong scenes that if your Zeida saw, he might have a heart attack.