Released: Jan 04th, 2010
Running Time: 139 Min.
Company: Evasive Angles Entertainment
DVD Extras: Behind the Scenes, Biography(ies), Bonus Footage, Cumshot Recap, Still Gallery(ies), Trailer(s)
Cast: Mark Anthony (I), Byron Long, Charlie Mac, De Collecter, Toni Sweets, Stacey Fuxx, Castro Supreme, Barbie Banxxx, Jayla Foxx
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2
When times get tough, love, laughter and some good booty will brighten up the day. Super Selma and brother scarecrow A.J. will show you the way to easy days. Selma got ass and can talk a bit'a smack! Big Mama don't let no bullshit go down in her house ... and she's got the big junk in her trunk!
To answer the obvious question first: Yes, the famed “Dy-no-mite” tagline is used to punctuate the money shot, though J.J. is “A.J.” (Charlie Mac), and the enunciation is more like “dy-nee-mite.”
Jimmy Walker had the catch phrase, but the real heart of the 1974-79 sitcom was matriarch Florida, played by Esther Rolle; here that role is filled with verisimilitude and verve by De Collecter.
2010 AVN Hall of Fame inductee Byron Long is Pops, and while not even a fake receding hairline makes him look like John Amos, it’s a treat to see him plow De Collecter, watching him slide her ample ass up and down his tentpole at eye-blurring speeds in a nice cowgirl scene.
The younger generation is as well-endowed as Pops—no bad times in the sack. And though they end abruptly, the extras are a nice touch: BTS, photos, cast bios and masturbation scenes with De Collector, Toni Sweets and Jayla Foxx.