Released: Jan 27th, 2010
Running Time: 97 Min.
Distribution Companies: Wicked Pictures
DVD Extras: None
Cast: Diana Doll, Richelle Ryan, Evan Stone, Madelyn Marie, Krissy Lynn, India Summer, Jonny Slim, Jazy Berlin
Critical Rating: AAAA 1/2
ZBVentures captures Tiger "Would" in his finest, raunchiest moments. Watch the uncensored re-telling of the infamous escapades shaking up the golfing world!
Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction, but when it comes to poking fun at truth, no industry does it better than porn. Case in point: ZBVentures' Tiger's Got Wood! Just weeks after the news broke that the legendary golfer has made it with as many as 20 women who were not his wife, Cash Markman penned the script for the parody, which stars newcomer Jonny Slim as Tiger Would. (Slim bears a resemblance to Tiger, as does India Summer to Rachel Uchitel, the first woman to admit to having an affair with the golf superstar, and Diana Doll to Elin, Tiger’s wife.)
Hitting on another pop culture sensation, the movie opens with a scene from Dancing With the Porn Stars, but the dance between Katie Morgan and Lee Stone is quickly interrupted by breaking news on the “Tiger Would Scandal.” Most of the parody news alerts are based on real-life events (the golf club through the window, Tiger going into hiding, etc.) and are great set-ups for the sex scenes.
The standout scenes for us were between Slim and Krissy Lynn, his caddy whom he invites to the locker room for a “tip;” and between Slim and Richelle Ryan, who portrays a TV journalist looking to get an exclusive interview from Tiger. In both cases, Slim really seems to connect with the girls, which in turn makes their performances even hotter.
Lynn has Slim going down on her before she reciprocates, and then the pair smoothly transition into reverse cowgirl and missionary before he pops her with a facial.
With Ryan, Slim is practically smothered by her ass before he starts off with missionary and then does an acrobatic flip to reverse himself on top of her.
Markman throws in a few sports euphemisms for good measure, and a great revenge fuck scene between Doll and Evan Stone. All in all, a superb effort.