Released: Jan 28th, 2010
Running Time: 240 Min.
Director: Erik Everhard
Company: Erik Everhard Entertainment
Distribution Companies: Jules Jordan Video
DVD Extras: Behind the Scenes, Cumshot Recap, Still Gallery(ies), Widescreen
Cast: Shyla Stylez, Missy Stone, Mackenzee Pierce, Kristina Rose, Mr. Pete, James Deen, Tory Lane, Erik Everhard, Steve Holmes (I), Larissa Dee
Critical Rating: AAAA
Über nerd Kristina proves she's the teacher's pet. Foreign student Larissa shows that Europe is the butt-fuck capital of the world. Torrid Tory's tiny tunnel gets the sphincter surprise. Missy is caught smoking; she learns cigarettes aren't the only things you can puff on. Titillating teacher Shyla molests her students—the feds should give her 10 to 20 ... pumps in the ass. Mackenzee demonstrates the benefits of a shaved snatch—for educational purposes, of course.
It’s a shame that Schoolhouse Rock never bothered to make an episode called “The Letter A Is for Asshole” because we guarantee you it would have been a memorable learning experience. Fortunately for us, Erik Everhard has thrown down the gauntlet of higher learning with his own paean to the anus, also titled The Letter A Is for Asshole, which is memorable in its own right.
Educational material gives way to masturbation material in this impressive two-disc loop-carrier loosely based on the concept that teachers and/or students like it in the pooper. A lot. All six classroom scenes are solid, but Shyla Stylez looks particularly fetching in her scene with Everhard, and Kristina Rose milks the schoolgirl bit for all it’s worth with Steve Holmes and James Deen, eventually milking them as well.
But can someone explain why Tory Lane never won Performer of the Year? The woman has never turned in a scene less than incendiary, and her tryst here with Everhard is certainly no exception. Pound for pound, she’s one of the hottest performers this industry has ever seen, and as always deserves an A for her ability to take butt-fucking to new heights. All in all, this video makes the grade.