Released: Feb 02nd, 2010
Running Time: 95 Min.
Director: Stuart Canterbury
Company: Hustler Video
DVD Extras: Behind the Scenes, Still Gallery(ies), Trailer(s)
Cast: Dylan Riley, Randy Spears, Kiara Diane, Dylan Ryder, Tony DeSergio, Scarlett Fay, Eric John, SinDee Jennings, Otto Bauer, Cody Love
Non-sex Roles: James Bartholet
Critical Rating: AA 1/2
Dancing so sultry, so sexy, even the judges can't resist! Watch sex-hungry stars work up a sweat on the dance floor, then satisfy their lust backstage. Starring the hottest girls with the nastiest of sexual appetites!
When the sex scenes are flat and the comedy is lame, you get a parody like This Aint Dancing With the Stars XXX. Considering how great Hustler’s parodies have been and what a usually dependable director Stuart Canterbury has been during his career, let’s chalk this up to a bad day.
The contestants try to dance and they do fuck but everything seems labored. Kiara Diane is very pretty and so are Sindee Jennings, Scarlett Fay and the rest of the cast. But all have performed in better scenes. Randy Spears tries his best as David Letterman, as do Fay as Lindsay Lohan and Otto Bauer as David Hasselhoff. But alas, the highlight has to be the tango music during Bauer’s scene with Jennings (probably the best of the bunch). Otherwise, there’s a decent BTS.
Production values are fine but something is definitely missing from this brew.