Released: Apr 12th, 2010
Running Time: 95 Min.
Director: J. Lalls
Company: Funky Monkey Movies
Distribution Companies: New Sensations
DVD Extras: Dolby Digital, Fetish Menus, Still Gallery(ies), Widescreen
Cast: Audrey Bitoni, Priya Rai, Danny Mountain, Phoenix Marie, Aletta Ocean, Dylan Riley
Critical Rating: AAAA 1/2
James Bone (Danny Mountain) investigates the murder of a fellow agent found clutching a Faberge egg at the time of his death. Bone is drawn into a high stakes world of sex, espionage and deceit in this one of a kind 3-D XXX adventure. An all-star cast will leave you breathless in this parody of the original film. Presented in both 2-D for standard viewing and 3-D for a sexperience not to be missed!
In the race to release the first (straight) adult 3D feature, New Sensations has taken the lead—and we're hapy to report they've done an excellent job ... even if the plot doesn't track that of the mainstream James Bond movie very closely. In fact, pretty much the only remnants are the name "Octopussy" and the fact that everyone seemed to be after an ornate Faberge egg, which in the Roger Moore version was more a McGuffin than an actual plot device.
But of course, anyone who's watching this for the story probably hasn't grasped the true value of adult movies.
As the movie opens, "James Bone" (Danny Mountain) is in bed with girlfriend Priya Rai when another agent sneaks in, drops dead on his floor, lets a Faberge egg roll toward the couple, and murmurs, "Octopussy." This sets in motion a series of events where Mountain has the egg stolen by his tailor (Aletta Ocean), wins it back in a poker game from Octopussy second-in-command Phoenix Marie, then makes it the reward Octopussy (Audrey Bitoni) and pal Dylan Riley get for putting on a hot girl/girl show and then double-teaming to fuck him silly.
The sex here is generally excellent, made even more so by the fact that it can be seen in anaglyph (red/blue) 3D ... or, if you insist, regular 2D on a second disk. First we're treated to Priya doing a hot strip tease and solo (with squirting) as soap bubbles descent all around her. Then she b.j.s Danny in POV on the bed, followed by cowgirl rides in both directions, punctuated by even more squirting and some excellent hip motions. Doggie and side-saddle finish the scene, and both include some terrific 3D closeups of the action.
Also top-notch is Phoenix Marie's couch bounce with Danny after she delivers the egg to him. It begins with POV b.j., then moves to POV cowgirl rides, facing him and in reverse. Doggie follows, but when the camera moves in for a closeup, it's Phoenix's ass that's getting reamed. Mish and a pop on her pussy, shown in exquisite 3D closeup, finish the encounter.
Sadly, in the finale, Audrey Bitoni and Dylan Riley don't get quite enough all-girl lovin' to suit dyed-in-the-wool girl/girl fans, though Audrey does force her snatch right down onto Dylan's eagerly waiting mouth. But once Danny joins the fun, there's a hot 3D double b.j., even better shots of Audrey riding his cock while Dylan sits on his face, with the pair shortly switching positions—but in each case, the camera moves in for some (slightly too tight) 3D closeups of each gal's pussy massaging the Mountain-man's bone. Another excellent 3D set-up has the camera looking over Dylan's shoulders as she lies on the bed playing with her tits while Audrey eats out her pussy, and Danny fucks Audrey from behind doggie-style. The action concludes with both gals getting their faces pasted with his splooge, leaving just enough time for a tiny plot twist.
Technically, the 3D is very good, with viewers able to enjoy the sex as if they're looking at the performers through a window rather than as flat images on a screen. The movie is best viewed on either a computer monitor or a high-def TV, though those using a smaller monitor may see some slight distortions of the 3D effect when bright objects like a car headlight are visible on-screen. The company will also release a polarized version of the movie on Blu-ray sometime this summer, but we say, why wait?