Released: May 24th, 2010
Running Time: 119 Min.
Director: Axel Braun
Company: Vivid Entertainment Group
DVD Extras: Behind the Scenes, Bonus Footage, Fetish Menus, Still Gallery(ies), Trailer(s)
Cast: Randy Spears, Alexis Texas, Dale DaBone, Tori Black, Andy San Dimas, Lexi Belle, Evan Stone, Syren Sexton, Kimberly Kane, James Deen
Non-sex Roles: Jack English, Alec Knight, Ron Jeremy, Levi Cash
Critical Rating: AAAAA
When The Riddler kidnaps Bruce Wayne’s fiancé, Commissioner Gordon calls Batman and Robin to the rescue. But when Batman gets drugged and kidnapped as well, it’s up to Robin and Batgirl to untangle the mystery. They soon discover that Catwoman and The Joker are also behind the devilish scheme to get rid of the dynamic duo forever. Will this be the end for the Caped Crusader and the Boy Wonder?
Rather than taking on the more serious Batman movies by Christopher Nolan and Tim Burton, director Axel Braun has tackled the 1960s TV classic, and added more camp to the already campy show. And with terrific sex scenes and a bunch of sexy girls, great production values, a game cast and funny script, he has created a post-modern classic of the still young parody genre.
Evan Stone’s Riddler, who couldn’t have been played better had Frank Gorshin come back from the dead, has kidnapped Bruce Wayne’s fiancé, played by Kimberly Kane. She tries to win her freedom by first sucking Riddler’s cock through the bars of her prison cell, followed by a full-on sex scene where Riddler stays completely in character and costume. It’s a terrific scene, hot in many ways, with some good hardcore anal sex thrown in.
Batman (Dale DaBone in a career-defining performance) is seduced and drugged by Alexis Texas at a disco, so of course she fucks him into submission, and Robin (James Deen) and Batgirl (blonde cutie Lexi Belle, looking ultra sexy in her costume) must save the Caped Crusader. They decide to infiltrate the Joker’s (Randy Spears) hideout; he is in cahoots with Catwoman (Tori Black, hotter than you can imagine in a tight-fitting Catwoman costume) and of course they watch as Joker fucks both Andy San Dimas and Syren Sexton. Turned on by this villainous threesome, Lexi and Deen have an awesome sex scene, with the masked Batgirl sucking Robin’s hard cock and having batsex while capes fly and sperm flows onto her pussy.
As DaBone and Kane are brought to the villain’s lair for almost certain death, Catwoman helps the good guys escape and capture the Riddler and Joker. Batman and Robin owe her a favor. “She may be evil, Robin, but she still is quite attractive,” Batman says. For every fanboy who ever fantasized about fucking Catwoman, a terrific three-way ensues, and Tori does her thing (licking balls while getting fucked) with great energy. That she can look Batman in the eyes with his mask on while getting fucked by Robin and not laugh is a testament to her skills.
Braun has gotten most of the details right, from the animated opening credits to the costumes and makeup. Some of the comic touches are priceless (so we won’t ruin them here). For porn, the acting is universally excellent, from Black, Belle and Kane to all the male leads and even Jack English in a non-sex role as Commissioner Gordon. Extremely well directed, Batman XXX: A Porn Parody never forgets that it’s a sex movie, but it juts looks and feels so much like the original that it really works on all levels.
Extras not only include an interesting BTS segment, but a non-sex version of the movie and some terrific casting outtakes, where people like Jack Lawrence and Otto Bauer read for parts won by others, plus a segment with Evan Stone reading for the Joker role (obviously he wins the Riddler part).
This is a can’t-miss hit that should play for years to come on broadcast and VOD platforms and break some DVD sales records as well.