Released: Jun 07th, 2010
Running Time: 161 Min.
Director: Lee Roy Myers
Company: New Sensations
DVD Extras: Behind the Scenes, Cumshot Recap, Dolby Digital, Outtakes, Still Gallery(ies), Trailer(s), Widescreen
Cast: Randy Spears, Jewels Jade, Diamond Foxxx, Julia Ann, Johnny Castle, Puma Swede, Rachel Love, Rocco Reed, Raylene, James Deen, Levi Cash
Critical Rating: AAAA 1/2
Genre: MILF, Parody
When you put Dorothy, Rose, Blanche and Sophia together, the sarcasm and silliness will fly. But add in Dorothy's lesbian friend, Jean, and you will have some of the hottest MILF sex you have ever seen! Jean comes for a visit, but it gets awkward when she reveals that she is in love with Rose. So the girls try to show Jean that a studly man almost half their ages can fill a void that another woman just can't reach. And are those voids ever filled! The Golden Girls become The Golden Cougars as they fuck their way through all of the young man-meat that they can handle. But will they bring Jean over to the cock side? Thank them for being such whores! Your favorite TV grannies become cum-guzzling super slutty MILFs in the parody that you will never want to retire!
Betty White fever has struck our nation with her recent appearances on Saturday Night Live and the MTV Movie Awards, so there probably wasn’t a better time than now for the show that White is appreciated for more than any of her other copious TV offerings to have its very own sex parody.
The original Golden Girls TV show was a woman’s empowerment-heavy, bawdy sitcom with sexual innuendo liberally tossed all over the series. The Golden Girls made the point loud and clear that just because a woman was older did not mean her libido had to fade away. This porn adaptation by director Lee Roy Myers takes great advantage of that show theme.
Julia Ann sparkles with the ditz, the soul and the heart of White’s character—St. Olaf’s finest, Rose. Definitely the best performed of the rest of the Girls, Raylene brings her A-game to Bea Arthur’s Dorothy, delivering the sweet strength and sarcasm that Arthur always brought to the screen. The Girls are all aged down here from the elderly to fit MILF fans’ desires, and the sex is hot, hot, hot. Highlights include Blanche (Diamond Foxxx in Rue McClanahan’s role) seducing studly plumber Johnny Castle into some sweet vag fucking, Julia Ann getting her freak on with floral delivery guy Levi Cash, and lesbian Jewels Jade being converted to cock by James Deen. MILF fans will definitely enjoy this two-disc set—it’s true gold that deserves a permanent spot in that section.