Janine Lindemulder—AVN Hall of Fame performer, convicted tax felon, former Vivid and Digital Playground contract performer and baby mama to alleged racist/confirmed asshole Jesse James’ offspring—is one half of the two performers who are the focus of this very slow, very boringly-paced all-girl production. Former Hustler contract girl Jessica Jaymes is the other half of things.

There’s blaringly loud, unoriginal techno music over the scene intros, completely obscuring the sounds of fucking—definitely a bad call. Once the music and the slowed down editing are removed from things, the scenes pick up somewhat. Lindemulder delivers her usual, old-school great lesbian best, with her and Jaymes going for a kink angle. There’s boot-licking as well as twat-licking and a lot of humping around, but not all the penetration during the girl/girl action that fans would expect to see out of these two. The cameraman can’t seem to keep up with the two megastars, either, and loses a lot of potentially interesting action. A solo scene with Lindemulder jamming her fingers in her cunt is a definite showstopper for her legion of fans.

The camerawork isn’t the best, with camera flares happening in some places and with the action out of focus in others. The angles left in editing aren’t always the most flattering to the ladies and their implants. The too-hot-in-spots lighting makes Lindemulder look unflatteringly mucholder than her years in some segments. This production also claims to be a film on the DVD sleeve when it’s clearly shot on video.