Released: Jul 06th, 2010
Running Time: 111 Min.
Director: Axel Braun
Company: Hustler Video
DVD Extras: Behind the Scenes, Still Gallery(ies), Trailer(s)
Cast: Tucker Slain, Nicki Hunter, Tara Lynn Foxx, Alexa Nicole, Scarlett Fay, Miko Sanz, John Espizedo, Chad Diamond, McKenzee Miles, Andy San Dimas
Non-sex Roles: James Bartholet
Critical Rating: AAAAA
They sing! They dance! They fuck! Watch the members of your favorite glee club get down and dirty in Hustler's most outrageous porn parody ever!
Fans of the mega-hit Fox TV show Glee know that Sue Sylvester’s unspoken mantra is “Fuck Glee Club!” Thankfully, writer Marc Star and director Axel Braun are absolute geniuses and literally went with that idea in mind when creating This Ain’t Glee XXX for Hustler Video.
True Gleeks are pretty territorial when it comes to the show, and are fiercely loyal to the characters and storylines, especially about what they think should happen between their favorite Glee Club members. Well they should be very pleased with this parody, because there is some real attention to detail here. The actors (Andy San Dimas as Rachel, Nikki Hunter as Sue, Chad Diamond as Will Schuester) not only resemble the original characters, but also make an earnest effort to replicate their mainstream counterparts with amazing accuracy, down to facial expressions and mannerisms. Sue’s hatred for Glee Club members and their leader is apparent, and the competition for songs and each other’s sexual attraction is stiff.
Making it even more obvious that the masterminds behind this parody are Gleeks at heart, every single one of the parody songs (Big Tushy Hos to the tune of Queen’s Fat Bottomed Girls, Don’t Come All Over Me to Police’s Don’t Stand So Close to Me, and Knocked Up at Eighteen to Journey’s Don’t Stop Believin’) is sung by the actors and actresses, just as it is in the real show.
But the best part, and the part that many true Gleeks will love, is that all the love triangles, sexual tension and innuendos discussed on the show actually happen here. Mr. Shue has sex with Rachel (finally!), Quinn and Finn get it on, and Puck gets fucked by two of the Cheeri-hos (who are conveniently carrying Hustler Toys’ new Naughty Pom Pom vibrator). It’s almost enough to bring a tear to your eye with how beautifully done this parody really is.