Released: Jul 06th, 2010
Running Time: 136 Min.
Director: Lee Roy Myers
Company: New Sensations
DVD Extras: Behind the Scenes, Bonus Scenes, Cumshot Recap, Dolby Digital, Outtakes, Still Gallery(ies), Trailer(s), Widescreen
Cast: Sonny Hicks, Chad Alva, Faye Reagan, Samantha Ryan, Syren Sexton, Brooke Van Bouren, Andy San Dimas, Breanne Benson, Levi Cash, Tessa Taylor, Tommy Gunn
Critical Rating: AAAA 1/2
When five college students are forced to spend their Saturday in detention, they think that it is going to be, like, a total bummer. But instead it turns out to be a total fuckfest! Watch the school's star athlete putting the winning moves on the sexy and quirky loner; then check out the renegade getting pretty deep in pink when he finally hooks up with the popular girl; and witness the class geek popping cherries in his "totally-not-fake" memory of Niagara Falls! Throw in some perky cheerleader group sex with a beautiful dean who has an insatiable craving for cock, and you've got the sexiest day ever spent in a library since ... ever!
Brilliantly recreated in the vein of the 1980s classic John Hughes comedy, The Breakfast Club: A XXX Parody combines some sizzling sex scenes, a funny script and terrific porn acting and is another feather in the widening cap of director Lee Roy Myers. Working from a playful screenplay by T.T. Frye, the story of a bunch of college students who get detention (and they deal with the anomaly of college students getting detention right away in funny fashion) and form bonds, sexual and otherwise, is perfect fodder for an adult parody.
Faye Reagan as the Molly Ringwald character and Andy San Dimas in the Ally Sheedy role are perfect, but the whole cast shines. Chad Alva as the wisecracking tough kid in the vein of Emilio Estevez gets to fuck Reagan in a sizzling scene as well as teacher Samantha Ryan, who sparkles again in her lead role. Both sex scenes deliver terrific heat.
San Dimas is incandescent in her wet, raunchy scene with Levi Cash, deep throating him and nastily banging him in the school library. Two terrific flashback scenes round out the sex, with Syren Sexton taking the virginity of Sonny Hicks (Anthony Michael Hall for the purists), and football player Cash being thanked by three cheerleaders (Brooke Van Bouren, Tessa Taylor and Breanne Benson) in a terrific locker room four-way.
Even the opening song, a parody of Simple Minds’ "Don’t You Forget About Me," lends authenticity to the production. A second disc of extras, with a thorough BTS, party version of the movie (just the plot, no sex), an additional sex scene with Andy San Dimas and more rounds out the package.