Released: Aug 10th, 2010
Running Time: 141 Min.
Director: Will Ryder
Distribution Companies: LFP, Inc.
DVD Extras: Behind the Scenes Featurettes, Bonus Footage, Fetish Menus, Outtakes, Widescreen
Cast: Eric Swiss, Jeremy Conway, Alexa Jaymes, James Bartholet, Herschel Savage, Briana Blair, Miko Sinz, Bailey Brooks, Chanel Preston, Alec Knight, Krissy Lynn, Chad Diamond
Critical Rating: AAAA
Colonel Blake begs Hawkeye and Trapper to find a nurse to deflower Radar but nobody volunteers, so they offer an unauthorized boob job as a reward. Majors Burns and Houlihan suspect the worst but can't prove a thing as hardcore fucking, cock-sucking and pussy-eating runs rampant through the 4077th M*A*S*H in this spoof of the 1970s classic TV show.
Until the 2010 Super Bowl beat its record, the 1983 finale of M*A*S*H boasted the biggest television audience ever—which provides porn’s top court jester with a big pool of fans for this porn parody of the 1970s comedy that found the funny in the Korean War. And those fans won’t be disappointed. As with Will Ryder’s Cosby parodies, which featured the perfectly cast Thomas Ward in the title role, Not M*A*S*H XXX has a winner in Eric Swiss’ turn as Hawkeye Pierce.
Swiss bears a strong resemblance to Alan Alda, but even more important, he’s got Alda’s snarky, riposte-laden delivery down cold. Almost as well suited to their characters are Jeremy Conway as Radar, Krissy Lynn as Hot Lips Houlihan, Alec Knight as Major Burns and James Bartholet as Klinger. And the script provides them with plenty of good one-liners.
As befits a parody of a show set during the politically correct 1970s, the sex is couples-friendly, with lots of attention paid to pussy-licking and female pleasure. Less in tune is Miko Sinz’s role as Colonel Blake’s “fuckee suckee” buddy. But hey, this is porn we’re talking about, and having an Asian slut on base may be mandatory.