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This Ain't Celebrity Apprentice XXX

Released: Aug 03rd, 2010
Running Time: 113 Min.
Director: Stuart Canterbury
Company: Hustler Video
DVD Extras: Behind the Scenes, Still Gallery(ies), Trailer(s)
Cast: Kylee Reese, Jessica Jaymes, Misty Stone, Lee Bang, Kyle Stone (I), Derrick Pierce, Brooke Haven, Dale DaBone, Celeste Star, Tanya Tate
Critical Rating: AAAA
Genre: Parody

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SYNOPSIS

You're fired, so let's fuck! As Sharon Osborne, Tanya Tate is a yummy mummy; as Cyndi Lauper, Brook Haven just wants to have fun. Plus, there's lots more action in this parody of the reality show starring Donald Trump (played here by Kyle Stone).

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Critical Rating: AAAA

This Hustler parody of the seminal reality show won’t ascend the corporate ladder based on its plot, set design or costumes, which are pretty run of the mill. But the sex is decent, with each performer doing his or her best to shine for the Trump team, headed by practiced Donald impersonator Kyle Stone (who was in Red Light District’s Celebrity Apprentass as well).

As celebrity contestants, the porn performers acquit themselves well; they all deserve to be spared Trump’s ax. In the first scene, cover girl Jessica Jaymes pairs up with Derrick Pierce, who’s playing Bret Michaels. As Darryl Strawberry, Lee Bang bangs Ivanka Trump (Kylee Reese), while Brooke Haven has fun as Cyndi Lauper and Tanya Tate (as Sharon Osborne) takes on The Donald herself.

But the standout here, and what pushes this title to a higher rating, is the scene with Misty Stone (ably impersonating Holly Peete) and corporate hottie Celeste Star. The pairing works beautifully on a visual level, with both women sporting lean, perfect bodies that look like they came out of the same mold, and it’s also full of sensual fire. Star, who only does solo and girl/girl, expertly puts tongue, toys and all ten digits to work.


 

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Hustler Video
Kylee Reese
Jessica Jaymes
Misty Stone
Lee Bang
Kyle Stone (I)
Derrick Pierce
Brooke Haven
Dale DaBone
Celeste Star
Tanya Tate
Stuart Canterbury

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