Released: Aug 17th, 2010
Running Time: 120 Min.
Director: Axel Braun
Company: Hustler Video
DVD Extras: Behind the Scenes, Still Gallery(ies), Trailer(s)
Cast: Jayden Jaymes, Phoenix Marie, Mr. Pete, Jack Lawrence, Evan Stone, Bobbi Starr, Alec Knight, Reena Sky, Dale DaBone, Brooke Banner, Alexis Grace
Critical Rating: AAA
BAD BOYS, BAD BOYS, whatcha gonna do WHEN THEY CUM ON YOU?
“That’s the long arm of the law, baby,” is what Evan Stone says when getting deep throated in the first scene of this parody of the human train wreck of a pioneer reality series that is COPS. Director Axel Braun plays it all for laughs here and bypasses all attempts at keeping it close to the source material. It’s pretty average stuff with a few bright moments.
Former real cop/current porno cop Jack Lawrence busts Brooke Banner for prostitution, but the real crime is the cheesy mustache he’s sporting in this. Banner delivers the best scene in the production here, being an enthusiastic fuck and happily taking Lawrence’s load all over her large, store-bought jugs.
Officer Jayden James busts a porn set for not having proper permits, and ends up deciding to get fucked by Mr. Pete instead. Great call—it’s a hot fuck, with Pete making the officer’s eyes roll back in her head repeatedly from the pussy-fucking on a loudly unstable desk.