Released: Aug 31st, 2010
Running Time: 145 Min.
Director: David Lord
Company: Adam & Eve Pictures
DVD Extras: Behind the Scenes, Bonus Footage, Bonus Scenes, Dolby Digital, Interviews, Outtakes, Still Gallery(ies), Trailer(s), Widescreen
Cast: Randy Spears, Tyler Knight, Scott Lyons, McKenzie Lee, Chastity Lynn, Sophie Dee, Evan Stone, Seth Gamble, Luscious Lopez, Bree Olson
Non-sex Roles: Dick Chibbles, Angela Aspen, Nic Danger, Marco Monterey, Richard Padilla, James Bartholet, Jack Vegas, Emily Parker, Rick Garcia (II), Chance Wilde, Justin Syder, Jordan Lane, Pornstar, Kasey Grant, Kenneth B. Trevias, Roy Karch, Jim Crawford, Monstar, Masonikk, Samuel Santiago
Critical Rating: AAAA 1/2
Genre: Anal, Parody
This all-anal comedy is a triple-X take on the 80's action TV show, The A-Team. When Bree's husband goes missing, she calls on a rogue military team of fugitives, The A-Team!. They break the rules, bring the real bad guys to justice and still have time for loads of non-stop sex! The ladies love them, the men want to BE them! From tattooed bikers to Mexican drug lords to corrupt cops, this hilarious spoof has it all! You'll love it when a plan cums together!
Director David Lord mixes a mighty cocktail filled with plenty of rip-roaring action sequences, a script that remains true to the TV show it parodies (written by DCypher) and more than enough hot sex for The A-Team XXX: A Parody to be considered one of the best parody titles of the year.
The source material for this parody derives from the ‘80s TV series that depicted an on-the-run band of ex-Army Special Forces operatives turned soldiers of fortune after being branded war criminals for crimes they didn’t commit.
The storyline follows Mark (Seth Gamble), husband of Amy (Bree Olson), who’s been kidnapped by outlaw bikers after being caught photographing a major drug deal. Amy tracks down Howling Mad Morecock (Scotty Lyons) at a V.A. hospital to recruit the A-Team.
Before Ace (Evan Stone) can spring Morecock out of the hospital, the resident nurse (super cute Chastity Lynn) gets her way with him. She gives him an A-plus hummer on his hospital bed and her tight hole gets thoroughly reamed in mish, with some P2M thrown in for good measure.
Amy has to meet the A-Team in back of a seedy strip club, but not before Ace anally bangs two strippers (McKenzie Lee and Sophie Dee). After he fucks them, Ace and Cannibal (Randy Spears) agree to accept the job. ”I love it when a plan comes together,” Ace intones, an homage to the original series.
The plan to rescue Mark takes on increased importance as the media reports that he is being held hostage and his captors are requesting an exorbitant ransom. Duplicitous city councilman Dirk Barnhart (Roy Karch) secretly controls the biker gang.
Cannibal, in black face, infiltrates a meeting between Barnhart and his underlings and kidnaps the councilman, who takes the team to the warehouse where Mark is being held. The A-Team shows their mettle and overpowers the bikers to rescue Mark. The good guys win!
Funny enough, with five anal scenes, the onscreen sex action parodies the title of the source material too.
A robust set of extras accompanies the movie on a second disc. It includes a BTS segment, a stunt reel, cast interviews, bloopers, outtakes from the movie’s casting call and a featurette on the wardrobe and props.