Released: Aug 24th, 2010
Running Time: 88 Min.
Director: Axel Braun
Company: Hustler Video
DVD Extras: Behind the Scenes, Still Gallery(ies), Trailer(s)
Cast: Scarlett Fay, Dylan Ryan, Ralph Long, Breanne Benson, Jay Crew, Cody Love
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2
The moment has finally arrived when Lindsay gets hauled off to the slammer! Things aren't so bad for firecrotch since she is in jail with her fellow scissor sisters! Watch as Lindsay makes the most out of being locked up by stuffing her mouth full of punani, and her attempt to win the judge over by stuffing her mouth with his cock! Lindsay can make a fun time out of doing hard time!
"Lindsay" (Scarlett Fay) plays the repentant before Judge Jay Crew, but he sentences her to 90 days in the slammer, in part for "annoying the living fuck out of all of us," but she angles for a reduced sentence by sucking the judge's cock. Too bad he's such a hardass, and makes her do the time, apparently because she doesn't swallow.
Once behind bars, "firecrotch" Lindsay lets guard Breanne Benson get a taste, and the pair trade tit and pussy licks. You'd think that Breanne's baton would come in handy here, but no such luck.
"Lindsay" decides not to participate in a Dancing With the Stars-style contest, but they show her "rehearsal tapes" anyway, in which the star "practices" with Cody Love ... which of course leads to pussy-licking, fingering and 69, after which they jill themselves off in front of a large mirror.
Looking progressively more wasted, "Lindsay" lets her tits fall out while walking a red carpet, then in Marilyn Monroe makeup takes part in a photo shoot where she seduces photog Ralph Long, letting him fuck her sidesaddle, spoon, doggie and reverse cowgirl.
Finally, the movie chronicles "Lindsay's" breakup with gay d.j. Dylan Ryan, and flashes back to their last liaison on Dylan's bed. It's easily the most sensual coupling in the movie, with the gals caressing and dildoing each other in what looks like genuine passion. It makes an excellent end to a decent parody.