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Released: Aug 31st, 2010
Running Time: 144 Min.
Director: Dawayne Dane
Company: Black Ice
DVD Extras: Behind the Scenes, Cumshot Recap, Still Gallery(ies), Widescreen
Cast: Jada Fire, Sarah Vandella, Mark Anthony (I), Wesley Pipes, Angela Aspen, Nat Turnher, Deep Threat, Megan Vaughn, D. Snoop, Misty Stone, Alexandria Devine
Non-sex Roles: Kitty Caulfield, Candice Nicole, Kiwi Ling, Jazmine (I)
Critical Rating: AAAA
Yeah Boyeee! Black Ice presents the Official Flava of Love Parody starring D. Snoop as your fave gold-tooth ladies man lookin’ for love. Only this time he’s got more than a big clock—he’s got a big cock! Watch the world’s most hilarious eligible bachelor put 20 single ladies through a workout to win his heart. Pumpin’ and grindin’ his way through all the tastiest flavors of bachelorette booty, he’ll ultimately have to decide who sucks and fucks the best and get rid of the rest!
Rapper Flava Flav’s unending search for love on reality TV has been a VH1 staple for a while, and director Dawayne Dane keeps it very close to the show in this Black Ice parody. The women vying for the heart of Flav—played well by D. Snoop—insult each other, fight and feud to get closer to their true, manufactured-for-television love. The white girls get insulted for being white by the black girls, everybody gets called “ghetto” at some point, and the question of who is really “there” for Flav is constantly considered.
Flav’s security detail helps the rapper separate the love wheat from the love chaff by fucking the women and promising them closer proximity to Flav. Misty Stone goes straight to the head of security to get laid … uh, and to get closer to Flav, sure. Stone sucks cock like a champ and cums hard from her vag fuck.
Zero Tolerance contract performer Sara Sloane appears here as “Pineapple,” the lone white chick seeking Flav’s affection. Jada Fire as “South Central” compares Pineapple to a “yeast infection … she ALWAYS coming back!” Oh no she didn’t! Sloane and Fire both deliver awesome scenes here. Sloane slaps her own tits as Nat Turnher fucks her pussy hard and pushes his cock balls deep down her throat. Fire, who gets her twat fucked gorgeously, is chosen as Flav’s true love. Flav promises her manicures, health care and chicken and waffles forever. Ain’t fake love grand?