If a television show exists more suited for a hardcore parody than Sex and the City, I certainly haven’t heard of it. And yes, Carrie (Kayla Paige), Samantha (Brittany Andrews), Charlotte (Bobbi Starr) and Miranda (Zoe Voss) have a lesbian orgy, so I guess I’ve ruined the surprise ending.

In this case, we only get two outstanding sex scenes but some very good acting performances, where the seminal characters meet their porn counterparts. Mr. Big (Evan Stone), about whom Carrie says, “Let’s just say I didn’t name him Mr. Big because of the size of his apartment,” tells Carrie post-coital that he has taken a job in Los Angeles. A couple Versace jokes later, she’s off to tell the girls at their weekly poker game that she’s off to live in Smog City. Not sure if Sarah Jessica Parker is sporting such obvious implants, but Stone makes good use of Kayla Paige’s ample boobs while he fucks her in multiple positions.

The aforementioned great sex comes when Miranda and Steve (Tommy Pistol) use Craigslist to solicit a girl for a three-way (Coco Velvett, slutty, nasty and very funny) where they suck and fuck in every way imaginable, with the very pretty Voss and Velvett sharing a face of cum. Bobbi Starr plays a pitch-perfect Charlotte, right down to her non-verbal expressions, and trades an ass-fucking from husband Harry (Ralph Long) for a night of conversation. The anal sex is great and the performances even better, as Starr stays in character while Long mashes her anus.

Smith (Anthony Rosano) is cheating on Samantha (Brittany Andrews, very good here), and when she walks in on him and his girl (Avy Scott), the two chicks have a verbal and physical war, until Andrews nabs neighbor Danny Mountain for a vaginal and anal fuck, replete with all the typical one-liners one would expect from her character.

An OK script and very basic production values put this parody a notch lower than the gems New Sensations usually puts out, but there’s enough of the actual Sex and the City to make the parody appealing and funny enough (with those two really hot sex scenes) to make this one worth stocking.

A second disc is loaded with extras, including some funny bloopers (Kayla Paige, who proves her acting chops in the movie, cannot keep a straight face while doing dialogue with Evan Stone), a solid BTS (highlighted by Ralph Long interviewing a funny Bobbi Starr after they’ve already had sex), the party version (no sex, just story), iPad compatibility, a bonus scene and more.