Released: Sep 28th, 2010
Running Time: 139 Min.
Director: Will Ryder
Distribution Companies: Digital Sin
DVD Extras: Behind the Scenes, Bonus Footage, Bonus Scenes, Commentaries, Dolby Digital, Interviews, Outtakes, Still Gallery(ies), Trailer(s), Widescreen
Cast: Cassandra Cruz, Vicki Chase, Breanne Benson, Seth Gamble, Heather Starlet, Andy San Dimas, Eric John, Nicole Ray, Madison Ivy, Madison Scott, Sunny Leone, Dirty Harry, Marcus London, Eric Swiss, Zeina Heart, Lexi Swallow
Critical Rating: AAAA 1/2
The angels get fucked, sucked and totally banged in this fantastic porn parody of the classic television show. Director Will Ryder (Not the Bradys XXX) delivers the most entertaining porn movie of the year as beautiful horny girls come face-to-face with dangerous sex-crazed situations. Popular dancers disappear from Studio 54 and the angels are called to investigate, but they find themselves in the middle of a cocaine and sex-slave trafficking operation amidst the backdrop of glamorous Studio 54 in New York. What results is a wild ride of dick-sucking, ass-licking, pussy-eating and hardcore fucking!
If accuracy in porn parodies matters, Not Charlie’s Angels XXX has everything nailed down, from the opening credits to the graphics to the cheesy '80s dialogue to the art direction. In fact, I like the parody better than the original TV show, and for sure, it has better sex.
The “episode,” titled Disco Dilemma, is funny and completely in line with the original. Marcus London is running a cocaine and prostitution ring out of Studio 54 and the Angels, played by gorgeous Sunny Leone, newcomer Lexi Swallow and the talented Andy San Dimas, infiltrate the club, with the help of a pitch-perfect James Bartholet as—who else?—Bosley.
Solid acting, with Leone, London, San Dimas and Dirty Harry each nailing their characters, merges nicely with sex scenes erotic enough for those who think the storyline is pointless. Highlights include Sunny and Breanne Benson in a greasy, dildo-infused lesbian sequence; big-boobed Madison Ivy giving a sloppy POV blowjob to Marcus London before he nails her on the desk and covers her lips and tongue with cum; and a very odd and inspired bathroom sequence where Vicki Chase fucks Eric John while all of the Studio 54 patrons (including Bosley in disguise) visit and watch (including a girl taking a piss on the toilet next to them).
Heather Starlet, the blonde whose most notable performances were licking pussy for Girlfriends Films, exerts herself well as an actress and as a cocksucker as she handles Eric Swiss’ meat, fucks him rabidly and takes his jism on her tongue. A decent three-way sees San Dimas and Cassandra Cruz ganging up on Seth Gamble. And even Dirty Harry gets into the action, nailing Swallow.
Director Will Ryder has the rhythms of the television show down, and his solid script allows for comic moments and sexy asides. Beautifully shot with great technical aplomb, this two-disc set is one of the better parodies of the year. The second disc of extras includes two BTS segments, bloopers, a travelogue, interviews, cast commentary, a sex-free version of the movie and more.
This is a highly recommended collector’s item for parody fans, couples and those who might like to see some of these hot girls get plowed.