Released: Sep 30th, 2010
Running Time: 135 Min.
Director: Lee Roy Myers
Company: Tom Byron Pictures
Distribution Companies: Evolution Distribution
DVD Extras: Behind the Scenes, Still Gallery(ies)
Cast: Tom Byron, Sunny Lane, Jordan Ash, Evan Stone, Amber Rayne, Keni Styles, Kaci Starr (I), Danica Dillon, Jynx Maze
Critical Rating: AAAA
You will be sewn to the screen by this satisfying satire! Tom Byron Pictures presents the most controversial porn parody ever made - The Human Sexipede! In this funny and sexy spoof of one of the most disturbing horror films of all time, three horny tourists vacationing in Germany go out looking for a really good time. Instead, the venturous individuals end up being guinea pigs in the "Mad Sexual Educator's" twisted experiment to create The Human Sexipede, which is accomplished via sewing three people together – mouth to genitals. The Human Sexipede will suck you in and leave you hungry for more.
Lee Roy Myers made his name as a parody director for New Sensations, where he churned out a slew of top-notch parodies of popular TV shows and movies. Since leaving the company, Myers has struck out on his own as a freelancer and The Human Sexipede is his first work for another studio.
Pornifying a truly creepy horror flick, The Human Centipede, is a daunting task—especially when the source material is so vile. How can one make three people being sewn together mouth-to-genitals funny, let alone sexy? Somehow Myers manages to expertly do both in this thoroughly original and entertaining interpretation.
Visiting Germany seeking sexual conquests, Lindsay (Sunny Lane) and Jenny (Danica Dillan) check into the Hasselhoff Hotel to take a load off. Dissapointed with the German boys they’ve met, the pair decides to sample each other’s goodies. Sunny expertly sucks Danica’s clit as she slides her fingers in and out of Danica’s wetness. Danica returns the favor, licking Sunny’s pussy from behind while the strawberry blonde is face down, ass up.
After their tyst, the pair scrolls through various dating sites seeking fresh meat, before stumbling upon an ad for a Dr. Heiter (Tom Byron). Byron plays the staid, clinical doctor with a deadpan delivery, heightening the comedic effect. Byron’s timing is spot on.
Harkening back to his days of peak sexuality with an old girlfriend, we flash back to the good doctor’s exploits with Amber Rayne. After their vigorous rutting, basking in the afterglow, Amber says she wishes it could last forever, which gets the doctor’s mind churning.
“My theory is that if people have amazing sex, the very moment they’re about to cum, when they’re enjoying it the most, I surgically connect them via their sexual canals, so that they enjoy the moment forever!” the present-day doctor tells his subjects. Cue evil laughter.
Katsuro (Keni Styles), another one of the mad doctor’s patients, flashes back to the amazing sex he had with his girlfriend (Kaci Starr) while they visited Germany. Starr gives him a first class, sloppy hummer and then hops on to ride his bratwurst.
With all three patients on board for the twisted sexual experiment, Lane, Dillan and Styles engage in what the doctor wanted to be the best sex of their entire lives. It certainly comes close as Styles fucks both girls’ pussies back and forth.
After Styles cums, Dr. Heiter steps in, attaching the trio genitals-to-mouth, his prized human sexipede complete. Bravo!