Released: Oct 07th, 2010
Running Time: 176 Min.
Director: Vincenzo Piano
Company: Pink Lotus Entertainment (I)
Distribution Companies: Pure Play Media
DVD Extras: Still Gallery(ies), Trailer(s), Widescreen
Cast: Alan Stafford, Danny Wylde, Caresse, Aarielle Alexis, Mika Tan, Marie Luv, Angie Savage, Aurora Snow, Jack Fountain, Sammie Rhodes, Nick Manning, David Loso
Critical Rating: AAA
There's a lot Naporneon never got around to doing. Watch him lose his virginity to Trisha, see his uncle Suave get down and Laquesha get fucked hard. Paco is still running for class president, and Debbie gives him his vote in a big way. Naporneon also gets some lessons from Sex-Kwan-Do in the art of fucking.
Danny Wylde plays Naporneon Dynamite in this decent parody of the well-loved Napoleon Dynamite, and he’s got skills. He can draw ligers and vaginas and wear a ridiculous blond fro while keeping himself in character throughout the scenes. Unfortunately, sloppy editing and the decision to leave out the key dance scene from the original keep this parody from reaching its full potential.
Marie Luv plays Kip’s true love, Laquisha, who becomes a prostitute and gets fucked well by Jack Fountain as former porn star uncle Suave. Sammie Rhodes as Summer Wheatley gets her lesbian groove on with cheerleader Angie Savage. In the scene, there’s a pink double dong that this reviewer has seen used in at least four other scenes starring Rhodes. Retire it, please.
Nick Manning is pretty funny and well-suited in his role as Sex Kwan Do, martial arts expert, who teaches his system to fleshy student Mika Tan, who speaks Chinese only here. The performers’ audio is left out of part of the scene for some reason, leaving only the music track. At the end of Aurora Snow’s double penetration, camera flashes during the pop shot are audible.