Released: Oct 07th, 2010
Running Time: 304 Min.
Distribution Companies: Jules Jordan Video
DVD Extras: Still Gallery(ies), Trailer(s)
Cast: Scott Nails, Juelz Ventura, Cali Nova, Missy Stone, Angelina Valentine, Nikki Benz, Voodoo, Ramon Nomar, Julia Ann, Audrey Bitoni, Keiran Lee, Roxy Jezel, Sean Michaels, Riley Evans, Johnny Sins, Charles Dera, Courtney Cummz, Memphis Monroe, Diamond Kitty
Critical Rating: AAAAA
Pump Fiction - Nikki Benz takes you back to 1994 with blazing anals and killer blowjobs! Fuck Club - If you are in fuck club then you gotta fuck. If you gotta fuck, it might as well be with Angelina. Big Butt Moan - Diamond is addicted to anal. Her boyfriend chains her up so that he can get a break. But she gets free and hunts down his cock! Wedding Crazzers Part 1 - You are cordially invited to crash the wedding of Roxy Jezel. Cocktails will be served after the ceremony. Wedding Crazzers Part 2 - When you think married life couldn't get any worse, think again. Ms. Ann is out for big cock and Voodoo has it. Screw family ties! Kill Ramone - Riley is out to get Ramone's big cock, but she has to get past his bodyguard Audrey first. Requiem for a Cream - Courtney and Scott are intensely in love. They occupy each other's every thought. They push each other's solitude to the side. Fuckerella - Fuckerella is a young girl hoping to find the cock of her dreams. With the help of her fairy cockmother her dreams cum true.
Talk about ambition! Brazzers has released a two-disc set featuring no less than eight mini-parodies of top Hollywood films, and fans of the genre are certain to be in ecstasy. And if we had an award for "Most Stars Appearing in a Single Release," this would win it—and that's good for another reason as well: With so many people in the cast and so many different stories being told, viewers won't be able to guess who's going to have sex with whom.
Start with "Pump Fiction," featuring a bravura performance by Sean Michaels in the Samuel L. Jackson role, Johnny Sins ably subbing for John Travolta, and a brunette-wigged Nikki Benz doing things (like reverse cowgirl, spoon and three anal positions with Johnny) that we'd loved to have seen Uma Thurman give a shot.
Next is "Fuck Club," with much-tattooed tough-gal Maureen screening the cock size of the guys who show up to fuck. Keiran Lee passes muster, so he gets to have his johnson waxed by a bevy of beauties that includes Cali Nova, Juelz Ventura and leader of the pack Mistress Angelina Valentine. The women crowd around him, but it's Angelina who gets to suck him while the other gals play with each other. Kieran applies his tongue to her ass before she climbs aboard for cowgirl on the floor, then moves up to sit on his face. Reverse cow follows, then spoon and a couple of unusual sidesaddle positions, doggie and more sidesaddle before the facial. The scene ends with the gals all swarming over the exhausted stud.
Brazzers' take on Black Snake Moan has a sick (and chained) but horny Diamond Kitty begging Scott Nails to fuck her ass, then attempting to pleasure herself when he rejects her—but after her fingers have done their work, she gets the chain loose from its mooring and immediately heads for Scott's bedroom. There, she sits on his face until he wakes up, which inspires him to remove her chain completely, then lick and finger her ass until she begins stroking his cock. Soon, he's fucking her ass spoon-style, cowgirl and reverse, then finally doggie before he spews across her face and into her mouth.
"Mom" Julia Ann and "dad" Marcus London trade barbs during the opening of "Wedding Crazzers, Part 1," where it seems that all the guests are anxious to get laid. But before crasher Scott Nails can score with Julia, Marcus enlists his help to keep an eye on nervous bride Roxy Jezel. Of course, the thought of spending the rest of her life with "only one cock" leads the pantyless Roxy to go for one last fling with Scott, and after a hot kissing session, he chows down on her muff. Before long, she's got him prone on the bed, scarfing his cock before bending over for doggie, spreading for mish, mounting him for cowgirl and reverse, then squatting down for a mouthful.
Disc two begins with a continuation of "Wedding Crazzers," with Roxy sending hubby Voodoo off to work, little knowing that he's headed over to her mom's house for, as Silvio Burlusconi would say, "a little bunga-bunga." It begins with the pair sharing oral pleasures, then moves into mish, spoon, reverse cowgirl and doggie before the facial.
No, "Kill Ramone" (or "Ramon," as per the on-screen title) isn't about doing in a former AVN editor. Rather, it begins with Riley Evans giving Ramon Nomar a decently hot (even in black-and-white) b.j. on their honeymoon. Cut to a Japanese restaurant, where we find out that Ramon's actually a Japanese crime boss, who sets Riley up to fight his enforcer, "GoGo Bitoni." Riley defeats her easily, and vows to "get what I should have on my wedding night." That means more b.j., during which Audrey regains consciousness and joins in. Audrey employs her (patent pending, we're sure) pelvic rotations on Ramon during reverse cowgirl as Riley sits on his face; then Riley puts his cock in her ass for cowgirl. Five or six more positions follow, interrupted by a splooge to Audrey's tits, and in the end, both gals get to sip sperm.
Requiem for a Dream was a downer mainstream art film about addiction, but its parody here features an obsessed Courtney Cummz soloing to a photo of Scott Nails' cock until the real thing shows up, declares that she's "the most beautiful girl I've ever seen," and proceeds to fuck her every which way (but anal) until he cummz in her mouth.
The final vignette features Memphis Monroe as "Fuckarela," whose three sisters conspire to keep her from The Ball by stealing her dress and locking her in her room. Viewers can guess what happens next, thanks to her "Fairy Cockmother": She's got to leave by midnight, but drops her glass dildo, which Keiran retrieves and goes searching for its owner—and of course, once he finds her, it's lust at first sight. Look for three directions of cowgirl, spoon and doggie before the wedding, er, cumshot.