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Official Friday the 13th Parody

Released: Oct 19th, 2010
Running Time: 104 Min.
Director: Gary Orona
Company: Orona Stevens Productions
Distribution Companies: Zero Tolerance Entertainment
DVD Extras: Behind the Scenes, Cumshot Recap, Still Gallery(ies), Widescreen
Cast: Courtney Cummz, Brooke Lee Adams, Carlo Carrera, Kagney Linn Karter, Asa Akira, Rocco Reed, Mr. Pete, Sarah Vandella, Kris Slater, Mark Wood, Brooklyn Lee
Critical Rating: AAAA 1/2
Genre: Parody

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SYNOPSIS

Your favorite ZT players juice up this horror classic, starring as a group of hot and horny young adults who head to the country for a hot weekend of sucking, fucking and nasty orgies at the long forgotten Crystal Lake nudist camp on a certain ominous day of the year. They don't pay any attention to the ridiculous stories about a guy drowning from the weight of his huge hard-on back in 1972. There's no way a giant-cocked ghost is running around the woods killing nymphomaniac campers with his flesh-eating jizz! Or is there? One thing's for sure—our fornicating friends will find out!

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Critical Rating: AAAA 1/2

There has long been a distinct, if somewhat uncomfortable, correlation between horror movies and porn movies that makes the melding of the two a pretty natural proposition. Both prey on our most base-level emotions and, let's face it, get a rise out of us by exploiting the gratuitous. The porn sex scene, whether you care to admit it or not, directly mirrors the horror kill scene—that raw jolt of visceral gratification you indulge (or fast-forward through) the dialogue to get to.

So with the stampede of porn parodies that just keeps on ticking, it was only a matter of time before someone went after the slasher classics. Not that it hasn't been done before—and better—but at the very least, Official Friday the 13th Parody deserves credit for its sheer scale. Shot on location, with the beautiful cinematography director Gary Orona has become known for, this is a larger-than-average XXX production, to be certain.

This reviewer held out a glimmer of hope before watching Orona's take on the Jason Voorhees mythos that he might pull off the unheard of, and craft an adult motion picture superior to its mainstream counterpart (Friday the 13th being, as any horror aficionado knows all too well, the hackiest of the iconic slasher franchises ... no pun intended). Sadly, that feat remains unaccomplished, but on its own terms, there's still plenty to like about Orona's version.

Rather than playing the story straight, Orona takes the high-camp route (again, forgive the pun) and twists Jason's legend as such: it was the weight of his inhumanly gigantic cock that caused him to drown in Crystal Lake—the site of a nudist camp here—and after years of decay underwater, Jason's monster cock now sprays toxic jizz that disintegrates his victims like acid.

The cast is entirely top-notch, and in following, so is the sex. Right off the bat, Courtney Cummz gives Mr. Pete a wailing helping of anal; soon thereafter, Asa Akira and Rocco Reed have a high-intensity fuck in a moodily-lit shed; the young Jason (Carlo Carrera) grants Kagney Linn Karter a taste of his fabled cock in a basement; a game of Strip-opoly turns into a scintillating three-way between camp staffers Brooklyn Lee, Brooke Lee Adams and Mark Wood; and after felling the killer, Sara Sloane and Kris Slater celebrate with some spirited "victory sex."

Though it does seem little attention got paid to the narrative here—as just one example, Reed inexplicably gets a standard horror flick impaling instead of the noxious jizz attack that meets everyone else—but this is undeniably a very fun porno, and with the cult Friday the 13th fan base alone, one sure to ride a massive wave of curiosity straight to the bank.


 

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