This Ain't The Bachelor XXX

Released: Nov 15th, 2010
Running Time: 114 Min.
Director: Stuart Canterbury
Company: Hustler Video
DVD Extras: Behind the Scenes, Still Gallery(ies), Trailer(s)
Cast: Dale DaBone, Chris Johnson (I), Melissa Jacobs, Kayla Paige, Bailey Brooks, Alanah Rae, Heather Starlet, Sabrina Maree, Summer Brielle Taylor
Critical Rating: AAA
Genre: Parody

SYNOPSIS

Who will be the handsome bachelor's lucky lady? All of them! What better situation is there than a room full of hot, horny girls ready and willing to all fuck one man? This perfect parody promises to show all the fucking you don't get to see on TV!

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In this decent parody of the reality TV staple, bachelor Chris Johnson lives the dream by fucking his way to true, manufactured-as-entertainment love. The action is dulled by an inane script and not the greatest editing ever by Scarlet Begonia.  

Alanah Rae gets her big jugs sprayed with jizz by Johnson after they fuck in the great outdoors. Summer Brielle Taylor, winner of Johnson’s heart, jills off to one of the cheesiest soft jazz audio tracks ever. Melissa Jacobs and Sabrina Maree fuck each other for Johnson’s amusement in a bubble bath, but there’s not much chemistry there. Bailey Brooks calls Johnson out on his manwhore status during their dinner date and gets banged well by waiter Dale DaBone instead. It’s definitely the best fuck of the lot.