I don't have bad sex any more, ever. By making conscious sexuality my mantra, I always get the most out of every sexual experience, whether a friendly hand job in Helsinki or getting it up the butt from Ernest.
I met a girl — Dee Lily — at a private swingers party on New Year’s Eve, and she told me she was in the business. She took some pictures of me and then sent them to her agent. The agent called me the next week, and I’ve been out here ever since.