Kameryn, We Hardly Knew Ye

lived contract in the history of the biz. Kameryn, Sin City's recently announced new contract girl, has informed the company that she doesn't want to be under contract any longer. Kameryn had yet to do a feature for them.

Sin City's Jeff Wozniak posts: "To all concerned, Stop the presses. Our new contract girl, Kameryn, has decided to reconsider her career goals and as of this date we have postponed any and all plans with her. Please do not run any articles linking her to Sin City, if it's not too late. Sorry for the inconvenience. We will have a replacement within the next few weeks and we'll send you info as soon as we have it. Thanks, Jeff Wozniak Sin City Entertainment."

In a follow-up conversation, this is what Wozniak had to say.

Wozniak: "She was under contract to us, and we've been trying to get in touch with her to find out what her schedule is to line up this first shoot. Michael Raven called her for like a week and she never returned any of his calls. One time he did speak to her boyfriend. He asked if they had been out of town, he said, no, that we've been here. Well, did you get my messages he asked, the boyfriend said, yeah."

When asked why they didn't return the messages, the boyfriend told Raven they were busy doing errands and didn't have a chance. According to Wozniak, Kameryn was supposed to have been one of the presenters at the XRCO Awards Show. "She just flaked out on that," Wozniak said. Wozniak also said he got a message from Kameryn in which she states that she doesn't wish to be under contract to Sin City. According to Kameryn, she couldn't take the "mass confusion" anymore.

Gene sez: "It seems like only yesterday, in fact, it was only yesterday when we ran this Kameryn press release announcing her arrival. Feel free to read along with Streisand's The Way We Were in the background."

'There are three types of men in this world. Ass men, leg men and breast men. Sin City's latest contract girl, Kameryn, has something to please 'em all, especially breast lovers. She has a pair of double Ds, but, get this, they're natural. No implants for this girl, not even struts to offset gravity. Not only are they big and real, they're flawless. Full, round, warm and soft, that's the way men like 'em.

Then there's her butt. If you thought her boobs were great, check out her backside. It's even rounder and fuller than what's up front on top. And her legs go on for miles, long, shapely and toned. But then when you're a professional dancer and men's magazine model, you better look perfect.

And perfect is what Kameryn is. She's a tall (5'8"), blonde, blue-eyed bit of female perfection, the kind men can't get enough of. Girls like Kameryn don't come along every day, and so when we were given the opportunity to sign her to an exclusive contract, we jumped at the chance. She's ours now, and we couldn't be happier.

Kameryn was born in St. Petersburg, Florida, 21 years ago, but was raised in Toronto, a long way from the perpetual sun and balmy breezes of south Florida, where she relocated as soon as she could. She immediately began working as a house dancer at several of Miami's more prestigious clubs. It didn't take long for magazines to catch wind of her and start shooting her for spreads in magazines like High Society, Gallery, Hustler Busty Beauties, Swank, Club and Club International. She's been featured on the cover or in centerfolds of all the above monthlies and was featured in the May, '99 Penthouse pictorial, shot by Earl Miller.

Currently, there's no one in Kameryn's romantic life. Not that she isn't looking. "I've been in several relationships, but none of them were it. I'm looking for the right guy. He has to be handsome, but it's just as important that he be intelligent and caring." She dislikes men with bad breath or men who don't take care of themselves, starting with a hot shower. She really likes men who are confident, have a sense of humor, like to travel and don't take themselves or life too seriously. She loves sex, naturally, but is fussy about the kind of guy she'll spend an evening and, maybe, if you're lucky, a night with. First of all, he must be a gentleman. Kameryn is an old fashioned girl. She likes men who open doors and pull out chairs. "I'm independent, but I like to be treated like a lady. The more polite, the better I like it. For the right kind of man, I'm willing to do just about anything."

Anything includes sex, of course. Her favorite position is doggy. "I love to feel a man enter me from behind. It's a mixture of different things that work for me. I can feel his cock deeper from that angle, and it's just really dirty. That's what turns me on." But her favorite act is oral sex. "That really gets me off. I like the way a hard cock looks. It's just so sexy. Then there's the power issue. When I have a man by his balls and his dick is in my mouth, I know I can control him. Completely. I like that."

Her hobbies are cooking and horseback riding, both of which she prefers to do in the nude. "I love animals. All animals. But I'm a girl, and you know how girls feel about horses. There's just nothing like the feeling of a powerful beast between your legs. Riding them is fun, too. Especially nude. To feel my lips rubbing against the saddle and feel my pussy get pounded as the horse gallops, and the wind blowing through my pubic hair, that for me is a major turn-on."

Her favorite color is white. "I feel so pure and pretty in white. Plus, it makes all the sexual stuff Iím into that much dirtier." She likes all kinds of music, from old rock classics to New Age to ambient and techno. Give her a Margarita, and she might just marry you. Pair that Margarita up with a tropical sunset, and who knows what you'll get, but you won't be sorry. She has an optimistic but realistic approach to life and its unpredictable twists and turns. "Life is crazy. It's one long, unending adventure. You have to be ready for what is thrown your way and not let it get you down. Whenever I get thrown a curve, I just whip out my dildo or, better yet, go find a real stud to put me in a good mood. It's never failed yet!"

She looks forward to shooting her first adult feature. "I've done lots of magazine work, but thatís different from shooting a video. I have to practice reading lines, and hitting my marks, and taking complicated directions. It looks a lot harder than being a model. But I'll do my best. It's something I really want to do, and working with Michael Raven makes it a lot easier. He's really great--gentle and easy-going, but he knows what he wants.'